The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (May 31-June 6)

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The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.

Each week, Single SparkleWomen rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our “ Funniest Tweets From Women ” page for past roundups.

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Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol

— Sulla (@gaulicsmith) June 4, 2025 ">

If I was named Jeff I’d constantly be saying things like “jeffinately” and “I jeffed up”

— 𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 (@SkinMuffins) June 4, 2025 ">

one of my favorite stories ever is when my friend’s mom tried to use a PG version of a common phrase around us bc we were 10 but she accidentally said “when the shit hits the you-know-what”

— trash jones (@jzux) June 1, 2025 ">

“I could see myself living here” me in a different city for more than 24 hours

— perfume&prose (@Brieyonce) June 1, 2025 ">

what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things

— ໊ (@ppyowna) June 1, 2025 ">

Big day for ethical vampires https://t.co/fS2QGuPGZz — Nina ☽☾ (@peculiarreverie) June 1, 2025 ">

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staying at a hotel and left my sleep shirt on my bed…when they cleaned my room it was left folded up like this lmfao i really couldn’t stop laughing pic.twitter.com/h1BePXa2qE — sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) June 4, 2025 ">

put clothes away for 5 Minutes. time to reward my self with an hour of screen time

— des :3 (@desdotjs) June 2, 2025 ">

she gaslit an entire generation into feeling sorry for her when she was the one cheating.. legendary https://t.co/6Lh0zAvnxX — 𝒴 (@ysmammri) June 2, 2025 ">

i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking

— erika (@yeeeerika) June 4, 2025 ">

one time i was so high my bra unclasped and i thought i got shot

— ً (@cryst6ls) June 4, 2025 ">

Are we still on for today?? https://t.co/xOBsxvJdVk — ♡ (@Cosyluv_) June 3, 2025 ">

boyfriend’s appendix ruptured and i get to take care of him im so excitedddd pic.twitter.com/BrR3kvQH4l — Grace (@gracecamille_) June 4, 2025 ">

finding out that “wanting a labubu” means wanting a specific toy plushy and isn’t a silly way of wishing for a lobotomy that everyone suddenly got on board with has felt like four, maybe even even five 9/11s

— Tea ☕️ (@SSSmallTea) June 4, 2025 ">

Went to high five someone who was actually just trying to wave a mosquito away. My soul left my body.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) June 1, 2025 ">

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